I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I love you.
Bad choice
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