Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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