Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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