well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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