Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
