It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My liver just had a heart attack.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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