I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
