is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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