she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Randomize
