What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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