I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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