your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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