I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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