Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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