On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
If I die, sorry about rent.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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