she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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