ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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