So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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