their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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