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I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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