and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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