At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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