So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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