You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I wish i was in the wii world.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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