what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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