All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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