i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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