Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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