brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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