I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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