I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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