Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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