Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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