Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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