I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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