So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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