You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize