i was born a porn star she said
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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