Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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