Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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