Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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go home
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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