Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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