so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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