? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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