I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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