at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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