My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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