Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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