you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
