Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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