Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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