Welp...herpes.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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