But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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